May 2013
2 posts
More than meets the eye.
I forget how much stuff is in my head until I have a minute to sit down and think it all through. To reason with myself, then over analyse it. I mean half the time I don’t even care how I come across, as long as I roughly know the reason WHY I do the things I do. And I realize how vague and cryptic this post is, but right now I’m just needing somewhere to think out loud for awhile.
your-pal-lindsay:
thesmoshfangirl:
chinchillaghosts:
wivernryder:
chinchillaghosts:
heyfunnie:
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
This had made my day. Fact.
April 2013
3 posts
Customers keep telling me how much weight I’ve lost. I’m sorry I mumble thanks then skulk off embarrassed, Cheers for noticing xD
March 2013
5 posts
Had my first day of not sticking to my new meal plan malarky.
I had a cup of tea, no breakfast. A 585 calorie lunch with a glass of coke. No dinner A 167 calorie Mars milkshake. And 2 granola bars - 198 calories.
Ach well, try again tomorrow.
On a happy note though, my friend’s mum said I’d ”lost a ton of weight” and that I ”look amazing” Props to me.
Was wearing a size 12 jumper yesterday. Can’t remember the last time I looked at a 12 never mind buy and wear it :) And today my size 16 jeans were falling off after taking 2 steps,I definitely need to buy more size 14s, as proud as I was it was pretty awkward having to pull them up every few seconds.
It’s the little things like that, that make the effort worthwhile. I’ve been...
Thursday14thMarch
This is the official start of the weight loss/new Colleen update blogs.
Before people (if any read this) start worrying about me whining about being fat every day then this is not what i’m blogging about at all. And no I’m not fishing for compliments. I am over weight. FACT. In fact according to medical charts I’m probably nearing obese, I’m way too short to weigh this...
Welcome Back Brazier.
I’ve got all these thoughts and ideas rambling through my head, so to prevent me from going crazy and to stop abandoning my tumblr. I am going to become a regular blogger again.
At the moment, my biggest goal is to stay happy and since weight loss is tied in with that - it looks like we’re getting serious about getting healthy, again. And while the very few followers I have probably...
1 tag
cosmic-vomit:
So, if you tune Taylor Swift down...
January 2013
7 posts
Another day, another destiny.: Harry Potter is... →
lizdexia:
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
“A magic willy… this was what Harry had been…
It's only when you have too much time on your...
I wonder what you'd do if I turned round and told...
or at least pretty deep in lust.
icamewithflowers:
everyone who reblogs this before the 11th of January will get a little drawing representing their URL it might be a literal thing or just my take on it. I will submit it to you as soon as but you will get it no matter how many notes this gets.
Because Why The Fuck Not
hobbititus:
If you reblog this before May 16 2013, I will write your URL down and stick it in a jar or whatever. Over the summer I will take the jar of URL’s and I will scatter them around. They may get taped to public loos, they may be thrown into crowds at festivals, or they may get put under napkins at restaurants.
Some one may find your URL, and who knows, they could message you telling...
December 2012
3 posts
Alice
One minute you’re reading a book, the next you’re falling down the rabbit hole, spiraling spiraling out of control. You truly never know what is around the corner.
My Auntie has cancer. And I feel like someone has punched me in the heart.
okay seriously reblog if you're older than 12
larrychristmascuddles:
jboy2000000:
kimig11-riker6:
madara-sama-uchiha:
disney-overdose:
So far only about 400 people
:| This worries me deeply
Everyone following me better be over 12.9
You have to be it’s in the tumblr terms and conditions
jesuschristvevo:
do u ever look at someone and just like wow u have really nice eyebrows
September 2012
2 posts
queen-of-everything:
torivega:
“Call Me...
cacty:
remember when that one kid in your science class said orgasm instead of organism
August 2012
2 posts
the-cats-hatter:
theserraangel:
kiwibutt:
teppelin:
jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby
SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT
HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS
I CAN’T HANDLE TUMBLR TONIGHT.
HAKUNA MY TATAS
July 2012
1 post
June 2012
3 posts
May 2012
2 posts
Seeing loads of sexual clips on tumblr and...
No, no, you’re all just dirty bastards xD
March 2012
7 posts
Its not that I want to die, I just often forget...
Going through Tumblr in a public library and...
But no hopes are dashed, thanks guys for making me look like a creeper.
Teenage Mutant Awkward Turtle: I’d like to post a... →
craigandthecrickets:
I’d like to post a quick reply to all those people who slate the work of Invisible Children.
Okay, yes, the video was pure propaganda. But surely that was the point? You don’t get support for a cause by posting a news reel. Making a dramatic video like that was necessary to catch the attention of…
Thank fuck someone gets it. Everyone else are being twats about it,...
Fromheaventohellandbackagain.
The last little while, I’ve been relatively happy except for the usual hating on college. I’ve got back into my painting and am still decent at it, I’ve been writing a little, reading more and generally doing the things I love. I’ve been chatting to amazing people, talk pretty regular with Deuchs and Megan etc and it all seemed fairly good. But today I reached a weird new...
February 2012
12 posts
Nothing like finding out something crushing to...
Ach well, my cat loves me.
As much as I enjoy looking at attractive girls in...
That smile. Shit.
“Fucked so long, I grew a fucking afro, fucked to the left, fucked to the right,...”
– Afroman ‘Colt 45’ (via diaz3pam) Best song!
Wise words from Lola on the girl, to quote:
emptywhitespace:
” Yes yes off limits for sure, if you can’t ask her out for a drink then it’s a no go! “ It made ma giggle a fair bit. It’s also pretty true :/
Going out drinking isn’t everything, there’s plenty of other things you’s could do together.
January 2012
18 posts
I find people online far more interesting than...
